Dad, can we get down now?

Yoghurts, snack bars and juice: Michelin-starred chef Eric Chavot and his sons, Sebastien and Theo test their patience with lunchbox food.
  
  


SNACK BARS

Doves Farm Fairtrade, 40g, 60p, widely available

E: Lovely flavours. Looks naughty, but it's not. Delicious. T: I like this.

5 stars

Organix Goodies, 30g, 45p, widely available

E: Not overly exciting, but very pleasant. S: Smells nice, lots of children would like it.

3 stars

Jordans All Fruit, 5x30g, £1.99, widely available

E: Good strong flavour, but weird texture. For adults, rather than children.

3 stars

Tropical Fairtrade, 40g, 65p, widely available

E: Pretty sticky and very sweet. The mango flavour is very strong. T: I don't think it's too sweet.

2 stars

Village Bakery Organic 4 Bars,170g, £2.15, www.village-bakery.com

E: Too big. Very orangy. Bit soggy, but seems natural.

1 star

MINI YOGHURTS

Graig Farm Organics, 6x125g, £2.61, www.graigfarm.co.uk

E: Very nice. T: I don't like the bits in it.

4 stars

Yeo Valley Organic, 4x100g, £1.49, widely available

E: Creamy, great flavours. Feels mass-produced. S: It's lovely.

3 stars

Rachel's Little Organic Kids' Yoghurts, 4x90g, £1.49, widely available

E: Synthetic taste. S: No bits. It's nice.

3 stars

Sainsbury's Kids Active Thick and Creamy, 4x100g, 87p

E: Tastes artificial. Far too thick. S: It's really yoghurty, though.

1 star

M&S Tweenies, 6x60g, £1.49

E: Looks processed. T: The vanilla tastes fizzy.

no stars

CHEESE SNACKS

Lil Moos Cheddar Sticks, 7x20g, £1.88, widely available

E: I'm impressed. Great texture and taste. S: Tastes like real cheddar. T: I like it.

5 stars

Waitrose Organic, 7x20g, £2.25

E: A bit chalky and rubbery, but tastes good. S: Soft, creamy, but a bit sour.

4 stars

M&S, 6x20g, £1.79

E: Nice cheddar, tastes a little processed. S: It's very soft, but difficult to open.

4 stars

Kraft Dairylea Triangles, 85g, 55p, widely available

E: Very messy. Mild and smooth - would use it instead of butter. T: It's nice.

3 stars

Babybel, 120g, £1.24, widely available

E: It's overly processed, but we can make T-rex and Pacman from the wax. S: I love it.

3 stars

OATCAKES

MacGregor's Original, 150g, £1.50, www.macgregorsoatcakes.co.uk

E: Tastes homemade. T: Too hard.

5 stars

Nairn's Organic, 250g, 84p, widely available

E: Pretty ordinary. Exactly what you would expect. S: I like it.

3 stars

Sainsbury's Rough, 300g, 77p,

E: Not bad. Quite nutty. S: I think it's a bit dry.

3 stars

Graig Farm Organics, 100g, 99p, www.graigfarm.co.uk

E: Very average. A little claggy. An oatcake should be round.

2 stars

Village Bakery, 250g, £1.95, www.village-bakery.co.uk

E: Undercooked, rather greasy. Looks too perfect. T: It's nice.

1 star

SANDWICH ROLLS

True Loaf Bakery Organic, 6x60g, £2.40, www.trueloafbakery.co.uk

E: Dense, wholesome and very bready, but a little bland. T: Nice.

3 stars

Graig Farm Organic Wholemeal, £1.41 for four, www.graigfarm.co.uk

E: Should be crisper, but tastes nice. S: Tastes like soda bread.

2 stars

Sainsbury's Kids Mini Wholemeal, 250g, 70p

E: Too sweet and lemony. More like a hot-cross bun.

1 star

Tesco Kids Wholesome, 59p for six

E: Dry and fluffy I would rather give the boys sliced bread. T: Is it duck bread?

1 star

Stamp Collection Organic and Wheat-free, £1.19 for two, 020 7637 5505

E: Too solid. Kids wouldn't eat it. T: It's OK.

1 star

HAM (FOR SANDWICHES)

Devon Rose Hand Dry Cured Traditional, 250g, £4.21, www.devonrose.com

E: Delicious. S: A bit dry.

5 stars

Dorset Farms, 1kg, £17.50, 0130 886 8822

E: Would definitely buy this. The texture is fantastic. It's proper ham. It's the real thing.

5 stars

Duchy Originals Smoked Heather Honey, 130g, £2.79, available: Waitrose

E: It's like French jambon.

5 stars

Graig Farm Organics, 100g, £2.43, www.graigfarm.co.uk

E: Very nice meat, more like rosbif than ham. S: Weird colour.

4 stars

Helen Browning, 100g, £2.69, Sainsbury's

E: Too sweet, not porky enough. T: I think it's juicy.

2 stars

MINI SAUSAGES

Helen Browning Speedy Sausages Organic, 200g, £2.09, widely available

S: Great texture. T: Nice and spicy - yummy.

5 stars

Sainsbury's Taste the Difference Cumberland Chipolatas, 400g, £2.09

E: Moist and meaty. S: Fantastic.

5 stars

Highlander Organics Chipolatas, 454g, £3.95, www.highlanderorganics.co.uk.

E: Definitely a kids' sausage. T: It looks like a smile.

3 stars

Devon Rose Free Range Classic Chipolatas, 350g, £2.84, www.devonrose.com

E: Needs salt. Too fatty. S: I like it.

2 stars

Graig Farm Organic, 225g, £2.16, www.graigfarm.co.uk

E: Very thick skin and a bit dry. Bland with peppery aftertaste. T: Very nice.

2 stars

VEGETABLE CRISPS

Tyrrell's Parsnip, 40g, 89p, Waitrose

E: Great parsnips. S: I love the taste.

5 stars

Burts Parsnip, 40g, 80p, widely available

E: Very peppery and nicely cooked. S: Funky shapes. They're great.

4 stars

M&S, Parsnip with Honey and Black Pepper, 35g, 80p

E: Honey masks the parsnip.Very nice. S: Very sweet.

3 stars

Peter Rabbit Organics, 25g, 59p, Waitrose

E: Bland with a bitter aftertaste. S: Looks like sundried tomatoes.

No stars

Pret a Manger Mixed Vegetable, 25g, 60p

E: Not well cooked. T: Nice colours.

No stars

APPLE JUICE

James White, 250ml, 99p, 01473 890111

E: Wow! This is real juice. Fresh and delicious, but the glass bottle is not practical for lunchboxes.

5 stars

JP Fairtrade, 200ml, 45p, 0161 941 6777

E: Lacks freshness. S: It's great.

3 stars

Coppella, 250ml, 76p, widely available

E: It's a good juice, but it tastes more like pear than apple. S: Sweet and smooth.

3 stars

Waitrose, 6x200ml, £1.19

E: Appley, metallic aftertaste. Too big for a small child. S: Tastes of apples. Good.

3 stars

M&S, 3x250ml, £1.29

E: Bog-standard, made from concentrate. My kids are not allowed this kind of juice.

2 stars

SMOOTHIES

Ella's Kitchen Organic, 5x90g, £2.95, Sainsbury's

E: You can taste the fruits. S: Too thick.

5 stars

Innocent Kids, 4x180ml, £2.99, widely available

E: Yummy. Both the mango and the pineapple flavours come through and balance each other well.

4 stars

Soma, 250ml, £1.99, www.somafoods.com

E: More like a juice than a smoothie.Could be fresher. T: It's good.

3 stars

M&S Banana, 250ml, £1.50

E: Seems unnatural, but it tastes better than it looks. Perhaps a bit sickening.

2 stars

PJ Smoothies, 250g, £1.39, widely available

E: Tastes artificial and processed. Not fresh-tasting.

1 star

 

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