Boris Johnson

Can I book a table. 'We don't take bookings.' It's for Boris Johnson. 'Who's he?' Tory MP and possible future Mayor of London. 'Well in that case we can give him priority. If he asks for me, he won't have to queue.' I also want to check that he won't be expected to pay. 'Erm, why not?' Because he's running for Mayor he wants to see where the real people eat and if he wins it will be great publicity for GBK. 'Ah excellent. I will check.' They confirm he can have a free meal.

Ken Livingstone

Can I book a table. 'You can't book.' It's for Ken Livingstone and a friend. They can't be kept waiting. 'Why?' He's the Mayor of London. 'OK.' And I need to check he won't have to pay. 'I'm sorry?' That he won't have to pay. Because he's your mayor. 'Well what would he order?' He likes a plain burger with bacon. 'The classic burger?' Yes but with bacon. And fries and a milkshake. 'Er, well, I will call you back.' They call back to say that Ken, but not his friend, can eat for free.