Chantelle from Big Brother

Chantelle would like a special menu created for her. 'I'm sorry, I'm getting a bit lost. Who are you talking about?' Chantelle, the ex-Big Brother star. She'll want lobster. 'We have lobster on the menu.' Do you have a VIP room? 'No, we have a private dining room. But that's for 10.' It's just for her and a friend. 'I'm sorry we can't give her that room, but we will give her our best table.'

Lee from The Apprentice

Lee from The Apprentice wants to have a special menu created. 'Er, who?' Lee, the reality-TV star from The Apprentice. 'Madam, we only do a special menu if it's for a group. Recreating a whole menu from scratch isn't possible.' Could you make sure the table is curtained off from the rest of the restaurant? 'No. We have 120 tables in the restaurant. We couldn't close a whole floor for him.'

Donald Trump from The Apprentice

Can you do a special menu for Donald Trump today? 'We have our standard menu, or a group menu. How many for?' Two. 'He will have to have the standard menu.' He wants a special one - do you have ostrich? 'No. May I suggest our Gaucho sampler?' Do you have a VIP area? 'We can put him in a quiet corner.' Can you curtain it off? 'I'm afraid I don't have the materials to do that.'