What is it? A suitably themed, free app from VION, who sound like they make spaceships but are actually in the meat business. And the pizza business. Well, you've got to sort your toppings, haven't you? For iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

Key ingredient? The developers would undoubtedly be proud of the ability to search the recipe archive not only by variety of meat, but also by cut. Neck of lamb? No problem, have yourself a quick "Mediterranean-style lamb" dish.

It's not quite the best bit though, is it? That would be the random "farmer facts" generator. After revealing the gestation periods of cows and sheep, the third gobbet of knowledge it coughed up was that the chicken must have indeed preceded the egg. At least according to evolutionary theory. Creationists may have other ideas.

That's enough meat. What about the veg? Barely gets a look in. Mere garnish, basically.