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Taste test: high street ice cream

Ice cream that ‘tastes like death’, frozen yogurt that’s like tea bags. But whose sorbet tastes of ‘good mangoes’? The founder of La Grotta Ices rates summer treats
  
  

High street ice creams tasted and rated by Kitty Travers of La Grotta Ices.
High street ice creams tasted and rated by Kitty Travers of La Grotta Ices. Photograph: Alex Lake for Observer Food Monthly

Vanilla ice cream

Waitrose Seriously Madagascan Vanilla Ice Cream
500ml, £4, waitrose.com
They may have used mashed up vanilla pods, not seeds. The overriding taste is of fresh milk and cream.
★★★★

Marks & Spencer Dessert Menu Madagascan Vanilla Ice Cream
500ml, £4.50, marksandspencer.com
A strong buttery, creamy aftertaste of clotted cream… an old-fashioned flavour.
★★★

Asda Chosen by You Really Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream
900ml, £2, asda.com
Like ice cream from my childhood. It has the generic taste of something that’s been in a freezer too long.

Ocado Carte D’Or Vanilla Ice Cream Dessert
900ml, £3.49, ocado.com
So disgusting... it’s like it’s made of melted chewy sweets. A slippery whipped frozen oil kind of texture.
No stars

Chocolate ice cream

Waitrose Seriously Creamy Santa Domingo Chocolate Ice Cream
500ml, £4, waitrose.com
Very creamy. It’s got different notes like a fruity chocolate and a twang. I’m not sure about the slippery smooth texture.
★★★★

Tesco Finest Chocolate Ice Cream
500ml, £3, tesco.com
Light, foamy and moussey in texture. It tastes like a Wispa bar - it’s got a milk chocolate flavour. Cheap tasting.
★★★

The Co-operative Truly Irresistible Chocolate Ice Cream
500ml, £3.69, co-operativefood.co.uk
It tastes like melted chocolate fudge cake from the supermarket. Not for me, but it’s got it going on.
★★

Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream
500ml, £3.25, sainsburys.co.uk
A dry texture. Rich – like the middle of a chocolate truffle. I don’t like its fattiness.
★★

Salted caramel ice cream

Waitrose Heston from Waitrose Salted Caramel Popcorn Ice Cream
500ml, £4.49, waitrose.com
The sweetness is balanced. The popcorn bits don’t work – they’ve gone soggy.
★★★

Ocado Jude’s Salted Caramel Ice Cream
500ml, £4.79, ocado.com
Smooth – in an artificial way. Puddingy and salty, not much depth. Not a bad effort.
★★

Tesco Finest Cornish Salted Caramel Ice Cream
500ml, £3, tesco.com
I love salt, but this is like someone has upended the packet. I think I’d feel sick after a scoop.
★★

The Co-operative Loved by Us Salted Caramel Ice Cream
500ml, £2, co-operativefood.co.uk
Looks dry and crumbly. It’s got some bits that look like earwax. I don’t know what that tastes of… death?
No stars

Cookie dough ice cream

Ocado Häagen-Dazs Cookie Dough
500ml, £4.50, ocado.com
Well-rounded vanilla smell. It tastes milky and natural. Good chocolate that melts when you eat it. Balanced with nice sandy grainy bits of cookie dough.
★★★★

Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough
500ml, £4.99, benjerry.co.uk
Quite mean on the cookie dough. A little bit boring maybe... but more to my liking - it’s fresh and milky.
★★★

Lidl Gelatelli American Style Cookie Dough Ice Cream
500ml, £1.99, lidl.co.uk
Salty buttery tasting cookie dough. Quite a sticky ice cream... not alI bad. People will like it because it’s rich.
★★★

Morrisons Cookie Dough Demolition Ice Cream
480ml, £2, morrisons.com
Marshmallow textured. The cookie dough is pallid – undelicious.
No stars

Strawberry frozen yogurt

Yoomoo Strawberry Frozen Yogurt
500ml, £3, yoomoo.com
The jelly ripples are quite appealing. It’s also balanced and quite clean tasting.
★★

Asda Good & Counted Strawberry Greek Style Frozen Yogurt
500ml, £2, asda.com
A hyper flavour – like the smell of strawberry shampoo, but it’s got a good tang going on. Not for me.

Ben & Jerry’s Greek Style Strawberry Shortcake Frozen Yogurt
500ml, £4.99, benjerry.co.uk
Who eats biscuits with yogurt? I can’t say it tastes of strawberries or yogurt –the flavour is muted.
No stars

Ocado Yeo Valley Organic Strawberry Frozen Yogurt
900ml, £3.50, ocado.com
Really sweet. It tastes mildly like strawberry jam... and tea bags.
No stars

Mango sorbet

The Ice Cream Union Mango Sorbet
500ml, £4.99, icecreamunion.com
It’s got a fondant texture like the middle of a Cadbury Creme Egg. It tastes of good mangoes. Too sweet for me, but I’m quite impressed.
★★★★ BEST BUY

Tesco Mango Sorbet
500ml, £2.50, tesco.com
Smells like it’s seen a mango tree. The colour is incredibly bright. Really fruity, a little tangy. It tastes almost as if it’s got orange juice in it.
★★★

Ocado Rubicon Mango Sorbet
750ml, £2.40, ocado.com
Very orange... May have mango pulp in it but tastes more of all the other stuff in there. It has tangy mango squash appeal.
★★

Marks & Spencer Mango Madness Sorbet
500ml, £3, marksandspencer.com
A muted flavour. It doesn’t taste like they’ve used as flavoursome a fruit. It’s quite boring and watery, but not awful.

Taste test compiled by Molly Tait-Hyland. All items are blind-tested.

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