Roman Abramovich

Roman Abramovich is coming in for a burger. He never carries cash or cards. Can his chauffeur come back to pay? 'Er, hold on.' Manager comes on the phone. 'This is my first time as the manager so I don't know.' Mr Abramovich is the manager of Chelsea. He's very famous. 'OK, yes. I will do this, I'll do it for him.'

Alan Sugar

Alan wants a burger in half an hour. 'We're quite busy, but I'm sure he won't have to wait long.' He doesn't ever carry cash or credit cards. Can the chauffeur come back and pay later? 'Sorry, can you hang on for a second....' (situation is explained repeatedly to numerous members of staff. Many mentions that it is Alan Sugar from The Apprentice). Manager: 'Hi, yes that'll be no problem.'

Bernie Ecclestone

Bernie Ecclestone is going to come in tonight, but he doesn't carry a wallet. Can his bodyguard come back and settle up after he has left? 'You mean he would leave without paying?' Well, his bodyguard would come back and pay later. 'I'm sorry but he would need to stay on the premises while the bodyguard sorts out the bill.' He doesn't like to wait around. 'I'm sorry, no. I can't risk the bill not being paid.'